INBOX

I was reading some texts last night and I noticed that my inbox of my phone was full of messages already so I didn’t have any choice but to cut some text messages. Hmmm..I don’t like deleting important and inspiring quotes from my inbox because I love reading them before going to sleep, waking up in the morning or during rainy days of my life.

Likewise,  aside from the fact that they’re meaningful, those people who sent me those messages are important to me. So, I would like to post these messages that I found funny and inspiring from the people I treasured the most. You’ll notice as well the person who is fond of sending quotes and the person who has a thousand of  cellphone loads. hahaha!

INSPIRING QUOTES:

Amber: “Sometimes u hav to be d hero of ur own self bcoz sometimes the pipol U can’t live with out can’t live without YOU”

Sarita: “When it’s obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the actions”

Manay Jean: being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect.. It means you’ve decided to see LIFE beyond the imperfections..

Don’t say you’re happy because everything is alright…but be hapi bcoz wyl evryting’s complicated, U’r still doing fine”

Crayola Krizzy: “Never ever limit urself wen it cums to happiness, learn how to let go & take risk..LIFE is much beautiful outside the COMFORT ZONE”

Cousin Lezlie: Only in GOD we are truly safe and secure…Anything else is false security. Whether U are surrounded by mighty walls of stone, a comfortable home, or a secure job. NO ONE can predict what tomorrow may bring. Our relationship with GOD is the only security that CANNOT be taken away.

Ivan_pinsan: The most determinative & motivating sentence which should always be followed in life: “THE RACE is NOT OVER because I haven’t won yet”

Crayola Mia: For whatever choices you are about to make in this lifetime… Just one thing. Let it come from your heart guided by the wisdom from GOD.

Antonet Jacob: U don’t hv to level up ur character to impress others. Just remain simple and true to urself. True pipol w/ tru luv wil embrace d real you will never ask d best in u.

Tropang Caloy: God s always at work in you..That’s why you always have to be confident n everything u do. HE is not just beside you or behind you. But HE is in YOU!

Shiela Marie M. : U cannot UPLOAD love.. U cannot DOWNLOAD time..And you cannot GOOGLE all the answeres in life..So LOG OUT to the wordly deeds and just LOG INto GOD!

Nene: ” 3 steps to a happy life”

1. Don’t stress urself w/useless people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.

2. Never invest too much emotion at one thing because if you do, you’ll end up hurting yourself.

3. Learn to live Life without worries because GOD will make a way for everything.

FUNNY QUOTES:

Couz liza: Antipatikong Driver: O ang pangit jn bumaba na, may checkpoint sa kanto.

Mas antipatikong Pasahero: O tpos???

Sino n magddrive?

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Deofred: PAYABANGAN NG MODERN LOLAS:

Lola 1: sakit ng mata ko kakalaro ng Dota!

Lola 2: eh aq nga, sakit ng ktawan q, hirap ng step nmin, KRAMPING!

Lola 3: Oh sya..sya..jan n muna kayo gagamutin q pa hita ko.

Lola 2: napano ka?

Lola 3: Hazing kanina…pumasok aq Fraternity!

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Crayola Krizzy: VICE GANDA maliligo sa Pool:

GUARD: mam, maliligo ho kayo?

Vice: Ay hindi! mghihilamos lng aq sa pool, Kalola!

VICE: magkano kuya?

Guard: Ang Entrance po?

Vice: ay Hindi! Ang Exit, dba papasok plng aq!

Vice: walang Utak!

Guard: Ako?

Vice: Ndi! Ang Pool!

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Ebhic: NGONGO AND WIFE MAKING LOVE.

Ngongo: muka mo mamute!

Wife: di nmn ah?

Ngongo: Muka mo mamute!

Wife: di nga sabi mapute eh!

Ngongo shouting: Abi o MUKAMUMAMUTE!

(anak nagising..)

Anak: Ma, anu ba? IBUKA MO DAW MABUTI SABI NI PAPA! Kanina pa kayo! IIngay nyo ah!

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Ate Mandy: Ang pinoy, pag nasamid hindi tubig ang unang hihingin. Kundi, “NUMBER, NUMBER DALI!”

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